Say Ooooooo With Satisfyer! – Product Review
Okay ladies (I’m sorry gents, but this is more aimed at the ladies!), It’s time to jump into the reality of the modern age and finally admit that as modern women, we aren’t afraid to take our sexual satisfaction into our own hands. It’s time to banish the taboo that women don’t masturbate and introduce the world to Satisfyer, I promise you’ll be thanking me later!
I’m going to be honest, I was a little apprehensive when I was approached and asked to review two of the products from the new Satisfyer range, not because of the products themselves – which, I’ll go into more detail about in a moment, but I’ll be honest, they are fabulous! – but because I’ve never really openly discussed sexuality, up until now my vibrator had stayed nicely tucked away in my sock drawer and had anyone ever asked, I would deny owning such an item. However, after receiving the e-mail asking me to review the Satisfyer products I decided that it was time to stop fuelling the taboo that is female masturbation, men can talk openly about self-satisfaction, so it’s about time that women are able to openly do the same! It’s not something to be ashamed of talking about, women have sexual urges just as much as men do and lets be honest, nobody knows your body as well as you do, so why not use that to your advantage and keep yourself satisfied?
I was kindly sent the Satisfyer Pro Deluxe Next Gen and the Satisfyer Pro Penguin to review, both of which arrived in lovely discreet packaging, in all honesty it looked like I had been shipped a high end pair of shoes, so if you were slightly worried about your post-man knowing what you’re going to be getting up to, don’t!
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Satisfyer Pro Deluxe – £53.95 (Currently on sale for £43.95)
The Satisfyer Pro Deluxe is probably one of the most aesthetically pleasing sex toys on the market. In a stunning shade of rose gold, my first exclamation was that it actually matched my phone (I don’t know why this was important, but it made me happy!). Just based on aesthetics alone, these are not toys that you want to keep hidden away. It’s compact size is also handy, especially of you have small hands like me you’ll really come to love the palm sized design. This truly is a product that you can tell has been through a well thought out design process.It’s rechargability is also fantastic as it means you’re no longer having to face the horror of your batteries running out mid session (Lets face it ladies, we’ve all been there!). The Satisfyer Pro Deluxe really is a sleek and easy to use product.
Though, lets be honest, I’m sure what you’re all more interested in is whether or not it stands up to the task. Let me just tell you that without a shadow of a doubt, it most definitely does. Whether you want a quick yet intense climax or a sensual slow burning build up with 11 different pressure wave settings the Satisfyer Pro Deluxe has something to leave everyone wanting to lock themselves away in their bedroom. The pressure wave setting system that Satisfyer use within their products is like nothing I’ve ever experienced, designed specifically for clitoral stimulation, this product really hits you where it counts and will leave you screaming. Also, if like me, you’re very noise conscious, the Satisfyer products are discreet in all aspects, the only noise hazard whilst using the Satisfyer Pro Deluxe is the sound of your own screams!
Product Rating – 8/10
Would Recommend – 10/10
Satisfyer Pro Penguin – £53.95 (Currently on sale for £43.95)
The Pro Penguin is probably the cutest sex toy ever invented, fact. I mean, who doesn’t want a toy that comes suited ready to take you to bed?
This little guy will have you feeling great in seconds. It’s design is unbelievably handy, yet again it hosts a palm sized design however the Pro Penguin hosts an almost handle like design meaning that you can really get a decent grip on it to avoid any potential slips. The slimline design of the Pro Penguin also makes it slightly easier to manoeuvre than the Satisfyer Pro Deluxe yet doesn’t make it any less powerful. It’s all the pleasure of the Pro Deluxe packed into a smaller package. The Pro Penguin will again have you not wanting to leave your room for a week.
The only thing that I did notice to about the Pro Penguin is that it is surprisingly slightly louder than the Pro Deluxe meaning, however overall this doesn’t really make a huge difference or detract from the product overall.
Product Rating – 9/10
Would Recommend – 9/10
All in all, I really would recommend either of the two Satisfyer products (linked throughout this post, just in case you fancy yourself a purchase!) especially if you, like me, value your sexual satisfaction highly. They are the perfect addition to any sex toy collection. Honestly ladies, whether you’re single, in a relationship or married and whether you’re using them solo or as a team, these products are guaranteed to make you wishing that you could be in the bedroom 24/7!
As always thank you so much for reading!
Until next time,